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My Predictions for 2008: That There Won’t Be Any From BoomTown!

Predictions, schmedictions.

misscleo

As a holiday gift to all readers, BoomTown will refrain from making any big pronouncements about what’s coming in 2008 in the tech sector, because, um, well, I have no idea what’s coming in 2008 in the tech sector. No one could have Miss Cleo-ed all the twists and turns of 2007, for certain.

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Could we have predicted a tiny start-up with negligible revenues but explosive growth could be valued at $15 billion? We swear on our Facebook profile we could not!

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Could we have shamanized that Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang would have promised there were no sacred cows at the struggling Internet giant, even though there apparently are herds of them? It’s a mooot point that we would have been unable to do so.

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Could we have guessed that Apple stock would be up 135%? You can iTouch my iPhone if I am lying!

Could we have foreseen that a devastating writers’ strike in Hollywood would be waged over nonexistent Web revenues? It’s a tale we could not have created, even with special effects.

Could we have pontificated that Google would take on the cellphone industry? You can ring our bell, but no, ma’am.

Could we have imagined that unusually enthusiastic entrepreneur Mark Cuban would lose his step on “Dancing With the Stars”?

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Well, OK, we figured that one out, right after watching the painful “I Dream of Jeannie” dance number, pictured here. (But then again, we were rooting for Marie Osmond.)

Comments

  1. I wish you a Happy New year 2008!
    You are right, it is very difficult to make predictions
    regarding the technology.
    But I will make one.
    The Internet and the computer will be more present in our daily life and more available everywhere in the the World.
    I think that in a way we are coming closer to the ideal life
    like the one on the Starship Enterprise-D leaded by Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
    Make it so!
    Bernard Bujold
    www.LeStudio1.com

    Posted by Bernard Bujold at December 28th, 2007 at 6:49 am
  2. I hope someday all your Trekkie dreams come true.

    Posted by Kara Swisher at January 4th, 2008 at 10:03 am

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Kara Swisher started covering digital issues for The Wall Street Journal's San Francisco bureau in 1997 and also wrote the BoomTown column about the sector. With Walt Mossberg, she co-produces and co-hosts D: All Things Digital, a major high-tech and media conference.

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