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MicroHoo: Countdown Clock!

We’re sick of waiting too!

Thus, the official BoomTown MicroHoo Countdown Clock!

Useful for both Yahoos (YHOO) and Microsofties (MSFT) alike, it will give everyone an idea of just how long this takeover battle has dragged on and on and on and on….

William Shakespeare said it best: “I wasted time, and now doth time waste me: For now hath time made me his numb’ring clock; My thoughts are minutes.”

Wow, totally us too!

Also, for you cretins, here is Madonna, in her music video for “Hung Up,” saying essentially the same thing as Will:

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Kara Swisher started covering digital issues for The Wall Street Journal's San Francisco bureau in 1997 and also wrote the BoomTown column about the sector. With Walt Mossberg, she co-produces and co-hosts D: All Things Digital, a major high-tech and media conference.

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