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Finally, a Reason to Bring a Little More Lindsanity to BoomTown

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Look, BoomTown will admit it: I am riveted to the trials and tribulations of one former child actor moppet gone wild upon growing up.

I mean to say Lindsay Lohan, of course–or LiLo or La Loca Lohan or Lindsanity, as online gossip blogger Perez Hilton has dubbed her.

Whatever her personal turmoil, the troubled actress has been the patron saint of the Web’s gossip sites, as well as magazines and more, most recently for the spectacular and restraining-orders-all-around breakup she has had with DJ Samantha Ronson.

So where did Lohan go to get some control of the crazed situation back?

Why the Internet, of course, with a pretty funny video of a spoof of an eHarmony online dating ad that is now posted on the Web’s celebrity-comedy central, Funny or Die.

The video has had 1.6 million views there already, after just being posted yesterday. In it, Lohan references her Internet infamy.

“I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I have single-handedly kept 90 percent of all gossip Web sites in business,” she says in the video at one point, doing a very good job, considering the topic, which only reminds us that she was once a very promising actress.

Then Lohan sums it up with a flourish:

“So, if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that’s crazy… I mean don’t pretend like you don’t know me, we’ve all read about it! We’ll crash a few parties, a car or two, but at the end of the day, I promise you, I never lose my Google hits–just my underwear.”

Google (GOOG) must be completely relieved by that news.

Here’s the video:

Comments

  1. It’s so sad how her career has taken such an odd path.

    And, how bad her teeth look.

    Posted by Jeremy Pepper at April 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
  2. J:

    I KNOW.

    Sad.

    Posted by Kara Swisher at April 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
  3. The video is funny but I’m not sure how much it helps her personal brand. Sometimes silence is the best choice.

    Most find the clip amusing but then add how sad it is that her life has taken such a left turn. She pretty burned out. That said, Lindsey, give me a call…

    Posted by Ken Okel at April 16th, 2009 at 4:42 am

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