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		<title>Exclusive: Yahoo Set to Unveil Massive New Marketing Campaign at Advertising Week, Declaring Size Does Matter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo is set to unveil a major marketing campaign to reset advertiser and consumer perception of the long-troubled company during Advertising Week in New York, which starts a week from tomorrow.

According to numerous sources BoomTown has spoken to about the campaign, Yahoo is--at least with advertisers--going to focus on stressing the size and scale of the Internet giant. With consumers, the Internet giant will push the idea of being a key hub on the Web.

The details of the plan will be made public Tuesday, Sept. 22, at a press conference with senior Yahoo execs, including CEO Carol Bartz.]]></description>
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<p>Yahoo is set to unveil a major marketing campaign to reset advertiser and consumer perception of the long-troubled company during <a href="http://www.advertisingweek.com/">Advertising Week in New York</a>, which starts a week from tomorrow.</p>
<p>According to numerous sources BoomTown has spoken to about the campaign, Yahoo (YHOO) is&#8211;at least with advertisers&#8211;going to focus on stressing the size and scale of the Internet giant. </p>
<p>The details of the plan will be made public Tuesday, Sept. 22, at a press conference.</p>
<p>It will take place immediately after a keynote speech&#8211;titled <a href="http://www.mixx-expo.com/agenda">&#8220;Yahoo&#8217;s Consumer Revolution&#8230;Round II&#8221;</a>&#8211;that the company&#8217;s new CMO, Elisa Steele, is set to deliver on the second day of the Interactive Advertising Bureau&#8217;s MIXX conference. </p>
<p>MIXX is a two-day event, run by IAB, focused specifically on online advertising.</p>
<p>Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz is also going to be attending Advertising Week&#8211;during which all the major players in the advertising business gather in Manhattan for a series of events&#8211;for a plethora of meetings with big Yahoo clients.</p>
<p>It is likely she and several other senior Yahoo execs will be at the press conference, sources said.</p>
<p>That press event will also include <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090701/yahoos-extreme-makeover-confirmed-with-the-hiring-of-a-new-global-marketing-exec/">Penny Baldwin</a>, a well-known industry exec Yahoo hired as its SVP of global integrated marketing and brand management in July. </p>
<p>The main message Bartz is set to deliver is that Yahoo is a powerhouse unlike any others on the Web when it comes to online display advertising.</p>
<p>And, in fact, Yahoo&#8211;despite all the internal and external turmoil it has undergone in recent years&#8211;remains one of the largest sites on the Internet, and is the top player in what is also called graphical advertising, as well as online media and communications.</p>
<p>&#8220;The whole push seems to be to remind people of vibrancy of the brand and exactly how huge its reach is,&#8221; said one person who has seen parts of the presentation. &#8220;It is less Yahoo is back than Yahoo has never left.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sources also noted that Yahoo is likely to stick to its plan to push the idea of &#8220;your home on the Web&#8221; to consumers, which I had <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090624/exclusive-yahoo-working-on-major-brand-overhaul-please-no-more-yodeling/">previously posted about earlier this summer</a>.</p>
<p>The idea of the Silicon Valley icon being the key hub destination for Internet users does dovetail with pushing its size to advertisers&#8211;major marketing messages that will also likely cost a pretty penny.</p>
<p>They will have to&#8211;Microsoft (MSFT) has been in the midst of a $100 million campaign for its new Bing search site and will likely spend more when it unveils updates to the service, dubbed Bing 2.0&#8211;within the next few weeks.</p>
<p>The company showed the <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090911/bing-2-0-sexy/">changes it showed to its own employees last week</a>, which was the subject of much tweeting on Twitter.</p>
<p>Yahoo will apparently give more specifics as to the spend for the marketing push at the press conference.</p>
<p>But, many sources said, the company is already out in the advertising market now, buying tens of millions of dollars in advertising online and offline to hawk Yahoo in print, on television and elsewhere.</p>
<p>(Full disclosure: Sources said that campaign will include The Wall Street Journal network, which includes this site.)</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s dramatic,&#8221; said one source about the marketing outlay.</p>
<p>Since she got to Yahoo, Bartz has continually stressed the need to promote Yahoo products and services more, including in an interview last week on CNBC (you can <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090911/yahoos-bartz-8-facebooks-sandberg-22-googles-mayer-22-and-more-techies-makes-fortunes-50-most-powerful-women-list/">see that longish video here</a>).</p>
<p>And, in the July earnings call for Yahoo, Bartz said: &#8220;In addition, we&#8217;re hard at work on plans to reposition our most valuable asset: Yahoo&#8217;s brand. Our Q3 plans include an initial wave of incremental marketing spend which will increase substantially into Q4 and next year.&#8221;</p>
<p>Also, in a Q&#038;A in the same call, she added more about the long-term nature of the spending on branding:</p>
<p>&#8220;The branding and our whole campaign of advertising is just starting; however you have to understand that this is an ongoing campaign so it&#8217;s not transient at least for the next year or so. We&#8217;re really going to move to reposition the Yahoo brand and Yahoo Company, so right now, consider that as cost that&#8217;s in the system.&#8221;</p>
<p>What Bartz and other Yahoo execs will likely stress less is search, due to the <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090729/microhoo-deal-finally-official-its-the-lite-version-but-is-it-still-tasty">search deal Yahoo struck in July with Microsoft</a> in which the software giant will take over the back-end technology and Yahoo will sell search ads for both companies.</p>
<p>The company will compete with both Microsoft and Google (GOOG) in garnering the search market still, <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090309/microhoo-stop-them-before-they-publicly-negotiate-again">once the partnership is approved by regulators</a>, with Yahoo focusing on differentiating itself via innovative user interface, design, features and functionality. </p>
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		<title>Yahoo's Bartz (No. 8), Facebook's Sandberg (No. 22), Google's Mayer (No. 44) and More Techies Make Fortune's 50 Most Powerful Women List</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time Inc.'s Fortune magazine--which never met a list it did not like to make--had a solid group of women tech types on its "50 Most Powerful Women 2009&#8221; roster, the annual survey that it posted yesterday.

Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz made the Top Ten this year, clocking in at No. 8, along with a lot of other tech-savvy women in Silicon Valley and elsewhere.]]></description>
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<p>Fortune magazine&#8211;which never met a list it did not like to make&#8211;had a solid group of women tech types on its <a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/mostpowerfulwomen/2009/full_list/">&#8220;50 Most Powerful Women 2009&#8221;</a> roster, the annual survey it posted yesterday.</p>
<p>Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz made the Top Ten this year, clocking in at No. 8. </p>
<p>Other women geek types&#8211;many from Silicon Valley&#8211;on the list include:</p>
<p>Ursula Burns, CEO of Xerox (XRX) at No. 9; IBM (IBM) Global Sales and Distribution SVP Ginni Rometty at No. 11; Oracle (ORCL) President Safra Catz at No. 12; Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) Technology Solutions Group EVP Ann Livermore at No. 13; Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg at No. 22; Charlene Begley, president and CEO, GE (GE) Enterprise Solutions at No. 27; Lorrie Norrington, president of eBay (EBAY) Marketplaces at No. 40; HP CFO Cathie Lesjack at No. 42; and, finally, Google (GOOG) Search Products and User Experience VP Marissa Mayer at No. 44.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.timeinc.net/fortune/conferences/mpws/women_home.html">conference associated with the Fortune issue</a>, spearheaded by Pattie Sellers, will take place next week, starting Monday, in Carlsbad, Calif. </p>
<p>Fortune is part of Time Inc., which is owned by Time Warner (TWX).</p>
<p>Bartz, Sandberg and others will be interviewed onstage, along with Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.A) chairman and CEO Warren Buffett. </p>
<p>Will BoomTown be in attendance, with my trusty Flip digital video at the ready? Yes, indeedy, so the lady geeks should beware&#8211;and I am talking to <em>you</em>, Sandberg!</p>
<p>Until then, here&#8217;s a cable television interview Bartz did today on CNBC&#8217;s &#8220;Squawk Box.&#8221; Clocking in at almost 12 minutes, it&#8217;s classic Carol, with sassy catchphrases and jokes about being a really tough lady, but with little new news&#8211;except for her saying she would have sold to Microsoft (MSFT) when it was offering $33 a share way back when, because she is not &#8220;stupid.&#8221;</p>
<p>Indeed not.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the video:</p>
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		<title>For Getting the Skinny on Apple Stock Hijinks Alone, BoomTown Hearts Jon Stewart</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the fireworks were great, the most important thing that "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart elicited out of CNBC's most famous stock jester, Jim Cramer, was the admission of using the malleable press to float fictional rumors about companies in order to make money on the negative news.

While Cramer at first tried to deny he did it, Stewart had the videotape of the "Mad Money" host talking about the practice, specifically in regards to Apple.

Kind of puts all those Steve-Jobs-Is-Dead-Right-Now rumors from a few months ago into a new light?

While we all know Jobs has been quite ill, grave-dancing rumors written without any serious reporting have also been a troublesome issue, because it was clear greedy short-sellers played a large part in stoking the fear about his immediate demise back then.]]></description>
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<p>I know that &#8220;The Daily Show&#8221; host Jon Stewart does not need even more praise for his spot-on comic and very real jabs at the CNBC financial cable network and its milquetoast coverage of the financial crisis, pre and post.</p>
<p>The silliness that prevails too much over doing serious and rigorous reporting that Stewart takes perfect aim at is a major problem.</p>
<p>Taking CEO spinning at face value and letting them yammer on on air without being challenged much at all has always been excruciating to watch at best and woefully irresponsible at worst.</p>
<p>But, to my mind, the most important thing that he elicited out of CNBC&#8217;s most famous stock jester, Jim Cramer, was the part of  the interview discussing using the malleable press to float fictional rumors about companies in order to make money on the negative news.</p>
<p>While Cramer at first tried to deny he did it, Stewart had the videotape of the &#8220;Mad Money&#8221; host talking about the practice, specifically in regard to Apple (AAPL). </p>
<p>His appalling idea to make a quick buck? Making it up that the mobile carriers did not like the iPhone right before Macworld, in this case in 2006.</p>
<p>&#8220;And this is very easy because the people who write about Apple want that story, and you can claim that it’s credible because you spoke to someone at Apple, because Apple doesn’t&#8230;comment,&#8221; said Cramer cavalierly, as if he was not talking about a way to essentially steal other people&#8217;s money and hurt Apple unfairly, to interviewer Aaron Task, then at Cramer&#8217;s own TheStreet.com.</p>
<p>&#8220;So it’s really an ideal short. And again if I were short Apple, I’d pick up the phone and I’d do that today.“</p>
<p>Bernie Madoff would be so proud, if he wasn&#8217;t otherwise imprisoned for life!</p>
<p>Kind of puts all those <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081231/memo-to-all-crepe-hangers-its-still-aint-nobodys-business-if-jobs-is-or-isn’t">Steve-Jobs-Is-Dead-Right-Now rumors</a> of a few months ago into a new light?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been obvious that the legendary Apple CEO has been quite ill from his appearance alone.</p>
<p>But, as BoomTown has always maintained, the rumors written without any serious reporting about him were also a troublesome issue because it was that clear short-sellers played a large part in stoking the fear about his imminent demise, given how important Jobs has been to Apple.</p>
<p>(Although, this has not seemed to stop Apple from releasing a lot of really cool stuff of late, like the new Shuffle, which <a href="http://ptech.allthingsd.com/20090311/the-littlest-ipod-packs-in-songs-and-finds-its-voice/">Walt Mossberg reviewed here</a>.)</p>
<p>While Apple has not been adequately forthcoming, either, about the Jobs situation, that does not mean the press&#8211;as Stewart correctly points out&#8211;should not try to actually do its job and dig for what is really going on rather than just slap up unsubstantiated blather.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not a f@#*ing game,&#8221; said Stewart perfectly. Indeed not.</p>
<p>You can see Cramer cynically discussing the Apple stock manipulation tricks at the 6:45-minute mark of Part 2, but here is the entire Stewart well-deserved roasting of Cramer in three parts. </p>
<p>(And at the bottom is the Task interview with Cramer too.)</p>
<p><strong>Part 1:</strong></p>
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		<title>To Err Is Human, to Live Divine: How Exactly No One Got It Right About Steve Jobs's Health</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You knew it was coming, of course. 

Since the blogosphere couldn't actually kill him off--deeply lazy and incredibly wrong in insinuating that Apple CEO Steve Jobs was dying imminently--it turned around yesterday and declared him a liar for not saying he had a "hormonal imbalance" sooner.

Of course, Apple has also played along in this bizarre game, along with its defenders, who have all tried to pretend nothing is wrong with a man who clearly looks like he has had the stuffing knocked out of him because of his long-running health issues.

Since the facts of the matter seem dead on arrival, get Marcus Welby, M.D., stat!]]></description>
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<p>You knew it was coming, of course. </p>
<p>Since the blogosphere couldn&#8217;t actually kill him off&#8211;deeply lazy and incredibly wrong in insinuating that Apple CEO Steve Jobs was dying imminently&#8211;it turned around yesterday and declared him a liar for not saying he had a &#8220;hormonal imbalance&#8221; sooner.</p>
<p>Of course, Apple (AAPL) has also played along in this bizarre game, along with its defenders, who have all tried to pretend nothing is wrong with a man who clearly looks like he has had the stuffing knocked out of him because of his long-running health issues.</p>
<p>Still, the worst offender, of course, was the <a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5120687/steve-jobs-health-declining-rapidly-reason-for-macworld-cancellation">original story in Gizmodo by Jesus Diaz last week</a> about Jobs&#8217;s keynote pullout from Macworld, using a <em>single</em> source for the report that Jobs was doomed.</p>
<p>In it, Diaz went well over the top by using this one source as confirmation that Jobs was &#8220;declining rapidly&#8221; and &#8220;it may be even worse than we imagined&#8221; and, quoting the source directly, &#8220;Apple is choosing to remove the hype factor strategically vs. letting the hype destroy Apple when the inevitable news comes later this spring.&#8221;</p>
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<p>That sounds pretty bad to me. Inevitable, of course, always means taxes or death and dying. As in pancreatic cancer returning. As in start cuing the pallbearers. Get Marcus Welby, M.D., stat!</p>
<p>As it turned out, it was also a bit of a premature diagnosis by someone not a doctor but playing one on the Web, as <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090105/steve-jobs-explains-his-health-problem-hormone-imbalance-predicts-recovery-by-spring-will-stay-on-as-ceo/">Jobs countered the rumors with his own news</a> yesterday in a terse letter that ended with the back of his hand to crepe-hangers like Diaz and his specious source:</p>
<p>&#8220;So now I&#8217;ve said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this.&#8221;</p>
<p>So it&#8217;s done, right? </p>
<p>Sadly, no, it is not. </p>
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<p>Not satisfied to be utterly wrong about relaying on a rotten source and posting it with a screaming headline and declaring someone on death&#8217;s door and then finding that perhaps he had a breath or two still in him&#8211;remind me never to tell Nick Denton I am feeling nauseous or I will be on my way to the morgue pronto&#8211;Gizmodo tried to twist its original story into a shape even the the malleable corpse in &#8220;Weekend at Bernies&#8221; could not get into, and got it wrong a second time yesterday.</p>
<p>Under the new title, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5123345/steve-jobs-skips-macworld-because-of-his-health">&#8220;Steve Jobs Skips Macworld Because of His Health,&#8221;</a> the new post started: &#8220;Looks like our source was partly right: Jobs&#8217; condition was the a reason for his Macworld no-show.&#8221; </p>
<p>Except Jobs did not <em>ever</em> say that in his letter, except to note: &#8220;A few weeks ago, I decided that getting to the root cause of this and reversing it needed to become my #1 priority.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does the mean he quit Macworld because of that alone? </p>
<p>I have no idea and neither does Gizmodo, which seems to still have done no actual reporting on this issue it makes such a big deal of. Instead, the post whips up implied guilt without a shred of real reporting.</p>
<p>It could be true, it could be false. But Diaz does not help us, except to just ask us to take his say-so. It&#8217;s profoundly simplistic and reeks of an agenda.</p>
<p>More importantly, here&#8217;s the problem with portraying the Macworld withdrawal as so cut and dried: At all corporations I have ever covered, big decisions are nearly always a complex mix of emotion and business and chaos. </p>
<p>To wit: It is well known Apple hates Macworld, and having to introduce a fabulous new product at a weird time too.</p>
<p>My guess&#8211;and that is all it is&#8211;as to what seems plausible: Apple had no wow products to show. Execs have wanted out for a while. Jobs felt lousy and wanted to try to get better. A confluence of events seems more likely than one big Apple plot.</p>
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<p>But it did not stop Gizmodo from declaring it so, by egregiously reading into Jobs&#8217;s letter, as if it were tea leaves and Diaz was that wacky divination professor from &#8220;Harry Potter.&#8221;</p>
<p>As Hermione Granger said of her: Rubbish.</p>
<p>Then, worse, Diaz goes for the full pretzel, noting about the Jobs letter: </p>
<p>&#8220;What does this mean? First and foremost, that his health is not declining rapidly <em>now</em>, as our source affirmed. Thank god for that. Like I said in the original article, I hoped our source was wrong about this point, and they were. The source&#8217;s information was probably from earlier in the year.&#8221;</p>
<p>What? Earlier this year? <em>Probably?</em> This is a whole new kind of backpedaling.</p>
<p>Actually, when you boil it down to the really important issue, it was posting the information about Jobs being on his deathbed that was wrong, and no amount of fobbing off blame on the source can fix that.</p>
<p>All this could have been solved if Apple were more forthcoming, of course, but this is akin to wishing for a miracle cure. </p>
<p>Apple should be, obviously, although the company is also well-known for its secretive behavior, which continues to surprise people covering it, despite it being business as usual for almost its entire history.</p>
<p>And, as the Gizmodo follow piece does correctly point out, the Jobs-Is-Fine-and-Dandy reporting done by CNBC&#8217;s Jim Goldman (and clearly fed by Apple) also went too far in the other direction and oddly ignored the obvious signs of some kind of health issue.</p>
<p>And Goldman&#8217;s own claim later that he was sort-of right was just as silly. Neither he or Diaz seems to be. </p>
<p>Jobs is not well as Goldman claimed, but neither is he dying as Diaz said (Sorry, Jesus, I mean your source said, although you talked to that source, used the info, typed it in and let it fly.)</p>
<p>Now, as the professional mourners disperse, it remains to be seen how much longer this will go on. My guess is for a while, since the obsession with Jobs&#8217;s health seems infinite in its creepiness. </p>
<p>(I know the drill, it&#8217;s only mentioned constantly because it is all about Jobs&#8217;s value to the stock, and that is the reason for the intense attention still, even though even Martians have gotten the message about his troubled pancreas. <em>Right</em>.)</p>
<p>But here is one thing I do know for sure: In a letter he was forced to write, Jobs seem to have declared yesterday firmly that he still has a life.</p>
<p>Now, everyone else should get a life too and move on.</p>
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		<title>Memo to All Crepe-Hangers: It Still Ain't Nobody's Business If Jobs Is or Isn’t</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, it's getting flat-out macabre.

That would be the continuing swirl of attention the health of Apple icon Steve Jobs has been getting. 

Rumors of his impending demise have been popping up periodically since the too-thin crisis of the Worldwide Developers Conference in June and look like they won't stop until it actually comes true.

My grandmother used to have a perfect rejoinder for this kind of funeral-chasing behavior, which was prevalent among her gang of Italian sisters, who--whenever anyone caught a cold--predicted the worst outcome: "Don't be a crepe-hanger."]]></description>
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<p>Now, it&#8217;s getting flat-out macabre.</p>
<p>That would be the continuing swirl of attention the health of Apple icon Steve Jobs has been getting. </p>
<p>Rumors of his impending demise have been popping up periodically since the <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20080609/wwdc-what-will-di-capi-di-tutti-apple-do/">too-thin crisis of the Worldwide Developers Conference in June</a> and look like they won&#8217;t stop until it actually comes true.</p>
<p>My grandmother used to have a perfect rejoinder for this kind of funeral-chasing behavior, which was prevalent among her gang of Italian sisters, who&#8211;whenever anyone caught a cold&#8211;predicted the worst outcome: &#8220;Don&#8217;t be a crepe-hanger.&#8221;</p>
<p>This time, more rumors surfaced yesterday in Gizmodo, curiously, a week before the Macworld at which he is famously not appearing. The site used a <em>single</em>&#8211;yes, that&#8217;s right&#8211;source saying his illness and not Apple&#8217;s business troubles with the conference&#8217;s organizer, IDG, was the reason for his pull-out.</p>
<p>The rumor, of course, <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20081230/aapl-sauce/">sent Apple (AAPL) shares into a tailspin for the day</a>, before others&#8211;such as CNBC&#8217;s Jim Goldman&#8211;posted just-as-strong refutations of the Jobs-Is-On-His-Last-Legs stories. </p>
<p>Blogger Robert Scoble even talked to a worker at a yogurt store that Jobs frequents and got a health report (good!). </p>
<p>Oh, dear&#8211;yogurt workers as medical experts? What&#8217;s next? Brain surgery consultation from the Starbucks barista? This is what we&#8217;ve descended to? </p>
<p>It has to stop, because the fact of the matter is that Jobs&#8217;s health is <em>still</em> nobody&#8217;s business, as it has not been throughout this bizarre obsession with one man&#8217;s personal issues. </p>
<p>In a <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20080728/aint-nobodys-business-if-jobs-is-or-isnt/">post in late July</a>, the last time this issue surged, I wrote: </p>
<blockquote><p>And after listening to all of the debate about it&#8211;mostly indignant declarations by the media, making their case mostly by wheedling milder indignant declarations from stock analysts and corporate tsk-tsk outfits&#8211;I have concluded that what is ailing Jobs is exactly no one’s business.</p>
<p>Even if his every breath is critical to the ongoing operations of Apple, the reason most use as their main argument for Jobs to tell all, it goes double.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Well, any Apple investor has to know by now that Jobs suffered from a rather serious bout with a curable version of pancreatic cancer some years ago and that recovery includes inevitable complications.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>And, indeed, the only decent argument you can make to focus so intently on Jobs&#8217;s health of any relevance is the impact on Apple company stock, which is self-righteously trotted out each time these specious reports emerge. </p>
<p>The thing is, a lot of companies have been run by execs with health issues (and countries too&#8211;VP Dick Cheney&#8217;s ticker has been misfiring for a long time now, for example, and he still seems to have been running the show with a verve we wish he perhaps did not have so much of now).</p>
<p>But, to be fair, I will acknowledge the issue. But if anyone does not get that Apple&#8217;s CEO has health issues by now, they are ignorant in the extreme. The situation should be baked into the stock price.</p>
<p>In addition, Apple is run by a lot of other competent people besides Jobs and they too are part of its success. Here&#8217;s a news flash&#8211;Steve Jobs does not conceive, manufacture and wrap every iPhone and iPod.</p>
<p>That is the kind of mythology that has, of course, been propagated a lot by Apple and it is&#8211;like a lot of things&#8211;a bit true in a bigger concept. </p>
<p>But, as I recently said, when Jobs inevitably leaves the company, probably on his own two feet in retirement, the Cupertino HQ will not suddenly be taken up to the skies as if it were the rapture.</p>
<p>Maybe the yogurt shop guy knows about when that&#8217;s going to happen.</p>
<p>Speaking of rapture, here&#8217;s singer Jill Sobule singing about that at a recent <strong>D: All Things Digital</strong> conference.</p>
<p>And, in a second video, she sings perfectly about how we should behave when it comes to what is inevitable for us all. People riveted by Jobs&#8217;s fate might do well to take her sage advice.</p>
<p>Here are the videos:</p>
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		<title>Where in the World Is Yahoo's Board?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With a $10 stock price, the turning down of Microsoft's $31 a share offer, a collapsed search ad deal with Google, fleeing execs and bad news aplenty, it's easy to blame Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang and call for his ouster.

After all, the buck does stop with him.

Or does it? Because, to my mind, if there is anyone to cast stones at in the ongoing crisis at Yahoo, BoomTown would have to toss a large boulder in the direction of the company's incredibly shrinking board.]]></description>
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<p>With a <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081112/yahoo-stock-drops-close-to-the-perilous-10-mark-uh-oh/">$10 stock price</a>, the turning down of Microsoft&#8217;s $31 a share offer, a collapsed search advertising deal with Google (GOOG), fleeing execs and bad news aplenty, it&#8217;s easy to blame Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang and call for his ouster.</p>
<p>After all, the buck does stop with him.</p>
<p>Or does it? Because, to my mind, if there is anyone to cast stones at in the ongoing crisis at Yahoo, BoomTown would have to toss a large boulder in the direction of the company&#8217;s incredibly shrinking board.</p>
<p>The board is, after all, Yang&#8217;s boss and the ones charged with keeping Yahoo (YHOO) on track. That&#8217;s why their apparent stasis is just astonishing, if it were not quite so appalling.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s also the opinion of major Yahoo investors, who have been watching with horror as their equity in the company has also shrunk to an infinitesimal size, with little apparent movement by the directors of Yahoo.</p>
<p>&#8220;They have no sense of urgency or seem to feel any pressure to do anything, even though by every metric they have failed,&#8221; said one investor I recently spoke to, who has been in touch with some Yahoo board members recently. &#8220;Should they kick Jerry out? Should they restart talks with Microsoft? Should they consider other options to turn the company around? And while they&#8217;re telling me they are going to do something, nothing happens.&#8221;</p>
<p>Said another big investor: &#8220;With all the other things going on in the economy, I have just decided to move on and write Yahoo off&#8230;but the lack of action by the board is really hard to understand.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/07/icahn.jpg"><img src="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/07/icahn-260x300.jpg" alt="" title="icahn" width="230" height="270" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2440" /></a></p>
<p>What&#8217;s hard to know is exactly what new board member Carl Icahn&#8211;the billionaire shareholder activist (pictured here), who joined after a very public fight with Yahoo, along with two others he hand-picked, former Nextel CEO John Chapple and former Viacom exec Frank Biondi&#8211;has been up to.</p>
<p>Not much, it seems, for the typically noisy gadfly, who owns five percent of Yahoo and has lost a fortune doing so. </p>
<p>Last week, Icahn did suddenly pop up on CNBC and make a declaration: &#8220;We believe as large shareholders that eventually we at Yahoo should, if available, make a deal with Microsoft to do search. We could save a fortune at Yahoo if Microsoft could do search for us.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yang himself made a similar suggestion at the Web 2.0 Summit last week that Yahoo was open to a deal to sell the whole company to Microsoft.</p>
<p>It was an offer Microsoft (MSFT) CEO <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081107/yang-and-ballmer-play-ross-and-rachel-and-it-is-just-as-annoying-as-the-tv-show/">Steve Ballmer shot down the very next day</a>, although the software giant is still obviously interested in a search deal.</p>
<p>But sources at Microsoft tell me that Ballmer has said recently that he has no idea who to work with at the company to get anything done and that Yahoo&#8211;especially its board, since his relations with Yang have not been successful&#8211;has to be the one to act first.</p>
<p>That means, of course, that the ball is squarely in the Yahoo board&#8217;s court to do something&#8211;at this point, really, <em>anything</em>.</p>
<p>And those directors should be hard at work trying to hit it, instead of not even deigning to take a swing.</p>
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		<title>Live From New York: ATD Hires Peter Kafka to Pen a New Media and Advertising Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although we did not raid the offices of Silicon Alley Insider and "steal" Peter Kafka, as the fanciful SAI kingpin Henry Blodget alleges--had it been a raid, BoomTown would have properly hog-tied Blodget so he could not make such spurious allegations!--it is true that SAI's current managing editor (pictured here) will be coming to work for us at AllThingD.com soon.

He will write a daily still-unnamed new media blog from New York City, starting at the end of October.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/09/peterkafka003.jpg"><img src="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/09/peterkafka003.jpg" alt="" title="peterkafka003" width="140" height="140" class="alignright size-full wp-image-3973" /></a></p>
<p>Although we did not raid the offices of Silicon Alley Insider and &#8220;steal&#8221; Peter Kafka, as the <a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/9/allthingsd-raids-sai-steals-peter-kafka">fanciful SAI kingpin Henry Blodget alleges</a>&#8211;had it been a raid, BoomTown would have properly hog-tied Blodget so he could not make such spurious allegations!&#8211;it is true that SAI&#8217;s current managing editor (pictured here) will be coming to work for us at <strong>AllThingD.com</strong> soon.</p>
<p>Indeed, Walt Mossberg and I, as well as the rest of the <strong>ATD</strong> team, are thrilled that Peter is coming onboard at the end of October. He will write a daily still-unnamed new media blog from New York City.</p>
<p>Walt and I have long wanted to bring in someone located on the East Coast and away from the echo chamber that Silicon Valley can be, because we both feel the ongoing digital revolution is taking place over a number of key industries all over this country and the world.</p>
<p>Peter was our first choice and has been on my must-read list since I began this blog. He is sharp, witty, confident and has the kind of reporting and writing chops that we think are key to giving readers high-quality, standards-based content they can trust.</p>
<p>With extensive connections across the media, advertising, entertainment and tech sectors, Peter will be doing original reporting, getting scoops, doing interviews, making videos and providing much needed and clear-headed analysis that he is so well known for.</p>
<p>Peter has worked at SAI since mid-2007. The first hire at the start-up tech business analysis site, he has focused on enterprise and beat reporting, as well as breaking news. </p>
<p>Previously, he spent 10 years as a reporter and editor at Forbes and Forbes.com covering media and technology. There he launched two tech columns, coordinated the video staff and represented Forbes on industry panels and in TV appearances for CNN, BBC and CNBC.</p>
<p>Peter was also a staff reporter with City Business in Minneapolis and a staff writer for the Minnesota Real Estate Journal in Bloomington from 1993 to 1997. Earlier, he was a stringer with the Milwaukee Journal and the Milwaukee Sentinel in Madison, Wis.</p>
<p>He holds a bachelor of arts from the University of Wisconsin and resides in Brooklyn, NY. </p>
<p>More importantly, Peter is a newly-minted father, which should give him more practice in prolonged sleep deprivation needed for his blogging.</p>
<p>He will begin at <strong>ATD</strong> on Oct. 27. </p>
<p>Along with Walt and me, Peter joins senior news editor John Paczkowski, author of the rocking <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com">Digital Daily</a> column, who formerly wrote the award-winning blog, &#8220;Good Morning Silicon Valley&#8221; at the San Jose Mercury News, and Wall Street Journal reporter Katherine Boehret, who writes the most excellent weekly <a href="http://solution.allthingsd.com/">Mossberg Solution</a> column.</p>
<p>We hope you are as thrilled as we are that Peter is coming soon to the <strong>ATD</strong> site.</p>
<p>(And if you want a little taste of Peter&#8217;s work, here&#8217;s a post he did yesterday on an <a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/9/live-time-warner-ceo-jeff-bewkes-at-goldman-twx-">appearance by Time Warner&#8217;s Jeff Bewkes</a> at the Goldman Sachs media conference and another on <a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/9/live-rupert-murdoch-at-goldman-nws-">Rupert Murdoch of News Corp.</a> [News Corp. is the owner of Dow Jones and of this Web site].)</p>
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		<title>The iPhone Review? The Really Big News Is Walt's Fancy Suit!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While Walt Mossberg's review of Apple's latest version of the 3G iPhone is getting all the buzz after it appeared last night, BoomTown is more riveted to the ad next to it that pictures our longtime partner in a very natty suit and tie.


Oh, I have seen a suit on the typically more casually dressed Walt before--at my wedding and when Walt got a big award from Columbia. But we really like the photo of him in what looks like a James Bondish Brioni in the ad for his debut this week on the Fox Business News.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While <a href="http:/ptech.allthingsd.com/20080708/newer-faster-cheaper-iphone-3g/">Walt Mossberg&#8217;s review of Apple&#8217;s (AAPL) latest version of the 3G iPhone</a> is getting all the buzz after it appeared last night, BoomTown is more riveted to the ad next to it showing my longtime partner in a very natty suit and tie (pictured below).</p>
<p><a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/07/waltsuit.jpg"><img src="http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/07/waltsuit.jpg" alt="" title="waltsuit" width="321" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2300" /></a></p>
<p>Oh, I have seen a suit on the typically more casually dressed Walt before&#8211;at my wedding and when Walt got a big award from Columbia University recently. But we really like the photo of him in what looks like a James Bondish Brioni in the ad for his debut this week on the Fox Business News.</p>
<p>He had previously appeared weekly on CNBC, which has <a href="http://www.paidcontent.org/entry/419-so-it-begins-walt-mossberg-jumps-to-fox-business-from-cnbc/">a deal with The Wall Street Journal for appearances by reporters</a>.</p>
<p>(Fox Business is owned by News Corp., which also owns The Journal and this site.)</p>
<p>Walt will be appearing now every Thursday at 11:30 a.m. ET on Fox Business, but will also appear tomorrow at the same time to talk about the newest iPhone.</p>
<p>In the review, Walt gave the new device a thumbs up, although with some caveats.</p>
<p>He wrote:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Bottom line:</strong> If you&#8217;ve been waiting to buy an iPhone until it dropped in price, or ran on faster cell networks, you might want to take the plunge, if you can live with the higher service costs and the weaker battery life. The same goes for those with existing iPhones who love the device but crave faster cellular data speeds. But if you already own an iPhone, and can usually use Wi-Fi for data, you probably should hold off and get the free software upgrade before deciding whether it’s worth getting the new hardware.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>MicroHoo: Slim Pickens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 12:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me or did anyone else find the T. Boone Pickens (pictured here) quote about why he bought 10 million shares in Yahoo a little scary and a lot appalling?

"The only thing I know about Yahoo is what [CNBC Host] David [Faber] just told me, and that Carl Icahn is a big shareholder," said the folksy chairman of BP Capital yesterday.

Yes, Icahn, the well-known Internet expert!]]></description>
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<p>Is it just me or did anyone else find the T. Boone Pickens (pictured here) quote about why he bought 10 million shares in Yahoo a little scary and a lot appalling?</p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20080520/pickens/">The only thing I know about Yahoo is what [CNBC Host] David [Faber] just told me, and that Carl Icahn is a big shareholder,</a>&#8221; said the folksy chairman of BP Capital yesterday.</p>
<p>Yes, Icahn, the well-known Internet expert! </p>
<p>Actually, all the Luddite-leaning Icahn knows is how to squeeze money out of desperate and troubled companies (most of whom, to be fair, deserve the squeeze).</p>
<p>Which is why the entry into the game of all the corporate raider&#8217;s vulture-ish pals should be very, very disturbing to Yahoo CEO and Co-Founder Jerry Yang.</p>
<p><img src='http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/05/27769155_6767616_thumbnail.jpg' alt='meatgrinder' class='alignleft' /></p>
<p>Because, whether or not Yahoo (YHOO) liked the unsolicited takeover incursion of Microsoft (MSFT), at least it is a technology company that valued and appreciated and understood the intricacies of Yahoo&#8217;s business.</p>
<p>Icahn, with all the delicacy of a meat grinder, would just as soon dismember Yahoo, if he got control and could not easily turn around and sell it off to Microsoft.</p>
<p>And, although there are a lot of lousy ways this situation could eventually turn out, that is perhaps the lousiest.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 23:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang thought Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was scary, meet persnickety investor Carl Icahn.

According to CNBC, which was doubtlessly leaked the threat by the clever billionaire to test the waters, he has bought as much as 50 million shares in the troubled Internet company as part of a potential proxy fight.]]></description>
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<p>If Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang thought Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was scary, meet persnickety investor Carl Icahn.</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/24599711/site/14081545?__source=yahoo%7Cheadline%7Cquote%7Ctext%7C&#038;par=yahoo">CNBC</a>, which was doubtlessly leaked the threat by the clever billionaire to test the waters, he has bought as much as 50 million shares in the troubled Internet company as part of a potential proxy fight. </p>
<p>Following the CNBC report, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121071138552389339.html?mod=BOLBlog">The Wall Street Journal reported that Icahn</a> was leaning toward launching the proxy fight, using that 4% stake he has apparently amassed since the Yahoo-Microsoft tussle ended May 3. </p>
<p>Another activist investor, The Journal said, also thinking of getting involved was Firebrand Partners&#8217; Scott Galloway, also known as the thorn in the New York Times&#8217;s side. (His SuperPoking inexplicably did nab him a board seat.)</p>
<p>Oh, dear.</p>
<p>But sharks do come when there is blood in the water, of course, as there has been since Microsoft (MSFT) abandoned its takeover quest for Yahoo (YHOO) after repeated rejection from Yang and its board. </p>
<p>It is not clear what Microsoft will do.</p>
<p>Icahn&#8217;s efforts seems clever, using similar tactics as he did in the BEA Systems-Oracle fight, trying to get just a few board seats to force Yahoo to sell to Microsoft.</p>
<p>But he better hurry&#8211;anyone wishing to wage such a proxy battle has until Thursday to do so to get on the slate at Yahoo&#8217;s July board meeting.</p>
<p>In honor of the Icahn entry, here&#8217;s an anticipatory video for Yang for the meeting, so he knows just what&#8217;s coming:</p>
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		<title>Video of PRSA What's Hot and What's Not in Tech Event</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a glutton for punishment, here is the entire video from the Public Relations Society of America&#8217;s Silicon Valley chapter&#8217;s annual &#8220;Media Influencer&#8221; dinner, held at the Computer History Museum last week.

BoomTown was one of the tech writers on the panel, which was talking about what the big trends in tech in 2007 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are a glutton for punishment, here is the entire video from the <a href="http://www.siliconprsa.org/">Public Relations Society of America&#8217;s Silicon Valley chapter&#8217;s annual &#8220;Media Influencer&#8221; dinner</a>, held at the Computer History Museum last week.</p>
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<p>BoomTown was one of the tech writers on the panel, which was talking about what the big trends in tech in 2007 were and what they would be in 2008. The others were: Victoria Barret of Forbes, CNBC&#8217;s Jim Goldman, Business Week&#8217;s Rob Hof, The Wall Street Journal&#8217;s Don Clark and Robert Scoble of Scobleizer. (USA Today&#8217;s Jon Swartz could not attend.)</p>
<p>Venture capitalist Ann Winblad moderated the event.</p>
<p>Here is the whole thing:</p>
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<p>And here is my video of the event too (and <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20071129/kara-visits-the-public-relations-society-of-america-silicon-valley-chapter-dinner/">here is the post</a>):</p>
<p>(I still am having problems with the Brightcove player, so I uploaded the video to YouTube.) </p>
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		<title>Kara Visits the Public Relations Society of America&#8211;Silicon Valley Chapter&#8211;Dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, the Public Relations Society of America&#8217;s Silicon Valley chapter held its annual &#8220;Media Influencer&#8221; dinner at the Computer History Museum, which featured a spate of tech journalists pitching a large room full of PR people about what&#8217;s hot in the sector.
Turning the tables this year&#8211;and apparently getting &#8220;honored&#8221; by the group&#8211;were: Victoria Barret [...]]]></description>
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<p>Last night, the <a href="http://www.siliconprsa.org/">Public Relations Society of America&#8217;s Silicon Valley chapter</a> held its annual &#8220;Media Influencer&#8221; dinner at the Computer History Museum, which featured a spate of tech journalists pitching a large room full of PR people about what&#8217;s hot in the sector.</p>
<p>Turning the tables this year&#8211;and apparently getting &#8220;honored&#8221; by the group&#8211;were: Victoria Barret of Forbes, CNBC&#8217;s Jim Goldman, Business Week&#8217;s Rob Hof, The Wall Street Journal&#8217;s Don Clark, Robert Scoble of Scobleizer and BoomTown. (USA Today&#8217;s Jon Swartz could not attend.)</p>
<p>Venture capitalist Ann Winblad moderated the event, which seemed akin to trying to herd cats. </p>
<p>Some of the topics included: Facebook (of course, and whose PR head Brandee Barker appears in the video below after a harrowing day handling Lesley Stahl of &#8220;60 Minutes,&#8221; which is doing a piece on the social-networking site with an apparent focus on&#8211;also, of course&#8211;privacy); the impact of the possibly looming recession on tech; Apple&#8217;s iPhone (of course, of course); Google (triple of course); the resurgence of the enterprise space; and the fate of Yahoo.</p>
<p>Here is video of the event:</p>
<p>(I still am having problems with the Brightcove player, so I uploaded the video to YouTube.) </p>
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		<title>Dinner and Chatting with Rupe (aka BoomTown's New Boss)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did I wangle a seat right next to soon-to-be Dow Jones owner Rupert Murdoch last night at the Web 2.0 Summit dinner?
Of course I did, continuing in the shameless BoomTown tradition of trying to get gratis meals with moguls (like our ongoing efforts to raise money for DonorsChoose.org and get a free lunch with Yahoo [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did I wangle a seat right next to soon-to-be Dow Jones owner Rupert Murdoch last night at the <a href="http://www.web2summit.com/">Web 2.0 Summit</a> dinner?</p>
<p><em>Of course</em> I did, continuing in the shameless BoomTown tradition of trying to get gratis meals with moguls (like our <a href="http://www.donorschoose.org/donors/viewChallenge.html?id=17217">ongoing efforts to raise money for DonorsChoose.org</a> and get a free lunch with Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang). </p>
<p><img src='http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2007/10/19.jpg' alt='swishermurdoch' class='centered'/></p>
<p>(Here&#8217;s a picture above that I nicked from Valleywag, as <a href="http://valleywag.com/tech/web-2%270-summit/scenes-from-a-conference-312487.php">they called me &#8220;abrasive&#8221; in their post</a> and said I was carrying water for News Corp.-owned MySpace with my incessant questions about rival Facebook&#8217;s business model and insane valuation. To the first, I say that&#8217;s like a commercial sander calling Comet abrasive and, to the second, I obviously now have to start slapping MySpace co-founder Chris DeWolfe&#8217;s handsome face around to maintain my scratchy cred.) </p>
<p>In any case, the News Corp. chairman and CEO could Web 2.0 it up with the rest of the geeks, as it turned out, and managed to touch on topics ranging from the Facebook valuation to the state of the media industry to the need for even more digitization across the landscape. </p>
<p>If you want to see Murdoch in action, here&#8217;s some snippets of his onstage interview, along with MySpace co-founder Chris DeWolfe with conference co-host John Battelle. It&#8217;s a little hard to hear, but worth the watch.</p>
<p>He talks about such topics as his love of Silicon Valley, the future of MySpace (owned by News Corp.), the renewal of DeWolfe&#8217;s contract, Google, Facebook, his hope for the New York Times (Would he like to kill it? &#8220;That&#8217;d be nice,&#8221; he answered.), the &#8220;half-dead&#8221; CNBC (the main competitor of his new Fox Business channel) and, of course, his plans for his newest shiny toy, The Wall Street Journal (more culture!). </p>
<p>I asked him, no surprise, about the $15 billion Facebook valuation, which prompted Murdoch to say News Corp. was drastically undervalued. That&#8217;s cheeky!</p>
<p>Thanks also to the other Web 2.0 Co-Host Tim O&#8217;Reilly for asking Murdoch when he was going to fire BoomTown! Job security? Nope! Rupe&#8217;s answer: &#8220;There&#8217;s still time!&#8221; (Hopefully, after he shivs the Times and CNBC.)</p>
<p>Here the video:</p>
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